Originally I thought to
incorporate bailing wire into the title and content of this little rant but
after thinking about it I realized there are far more applications for duct
tape so that’s what we’ll work with today.
Please take the following comments with a grain of salt but if the shoe
fits then don’t be surprised when someone applies some of the tips contained herein
to your person. Having said that, I do
not condone assault and battery, or any other related crime against another
person, regardless of their level of stupidity.
In cases where another person’s stupidity begins to raise your blood
pressure to the point of causing a “fight” reaction, simply remember that
Darwinism will inevitably rectify the nuisance and you can maintain your good
karma.